Mom jeans can be sexy...right?

I am an official soccer mom. Except that I don't have a soccer player to cart around in my new mini van. I have a cheerleader and a toddler and a baby on the way. I never thought I would say this and I was soooo reluctant to get on but...I LOVE MY MINI VAN!!! If it means I am uncool, then I am happy to be uncool. How did I survive without this hunk of metal before! And the best part is I have a moon roof still. Yeah me! Just you wait and see. Maybe I will get a pair of mom jeans for Christmas!! I cannot wait to drive myself and a car full of kids around and get groceries. All without having to plan ahead and take the stroller out of the back! Oh the simple things in life. I am one happy hormonal gal...at the moment. Seriously...

The Vikings Suck...

The Minnesota Vikings Suck big brown footballs. What the hell has happened to them the last couple weeks. Clearly Brett Favre is pulling a Randy Moss and only playing when he feels like it. Come on boys, get your head out of your tight spanexed asses and play football like you know how. Really, you are looking like the Packers tonight! Seriously...

BTW...love you mom even if you are a Packers fan!

Is it just me....?

Is it just me or does anyone else think it is very odd that Brooke Shields is doing a commercial for eyelash regrowth/thickening? Maybe how many eyelashes a person has has nothing to do with how bushy their eyebrows are but I would think with her substantial amount of hair above her lid that there would be no lack of them on the lid? Maybe it was just me that found that ironic. I roll that way! Seriously...

P.S. This topic has been driving my husband crazy. I go on a 5 minute rant every time I see it and he tells me I need to get a life every time. Huh, I think I am observant, not in need of a life.

P.P.S. My absolute favorite commercial right now is the one where the dad is trying to fix something behind the t.v. to make it work and the rest of his family is laughing hysterically as one of his sons is filming his behind, which is shown on the t.v. screen. The girl with her face in the pillow slapping the couch makes me do the same thing every time I see it. Ok, maybe I do need to get a life. Seriously...

Calgon, take me away...

I have had a headache everyday for three weeks now. Yeah, it blows! I think my head is too heavy for neck. That is what it feels like. I think I would be ok with putting my head in a vice grip right about now. Darvocet worked for about 1.3 hours and now it is coming back in full force. If I had to choose between peeing my pants everyday and having a headache everyday I would pick peeing my pants in a heartbeat. At least peeing your pants doesn't hurt. Just smells. I can wear some scented Depends and will be all good. Clearly, it is that bad. Please, Santa, all I want for Christmas this year is a head that doesn't hurt. Oh and a digital SLR camera, a flip video camera, a case of Vaseline Sheer Infusion lotion in Vitamin Burst, a new pair of pink Uggs, a Jack Lalane Juicer, and the ability to go the rest of this pregnancy without gaining a pound...but in a healthy eating right and exercising kind of way. That's all. Thanks in advance. Seriously...

P.S. No, I am not a materialistic bitch. I want only a healthy and happy family for Christmas. That is just a list of things that if I had all the money in the world that is what I would buy! Don't judge.

Therapy is in her near future....

Makayla is the queen of stalling before bed. Last night was no exception. After practically blowing a vein from holding in my frustration as she whined about not wanting to go to bed, she finally stomped to bed. Or so I thought. After about 10 minutes I heard her crying at the top of the stairs calling for me. That vein that went back to its normal size immediately puffed to 10 times its size. Then she says a phrase that I about had a stroke hearing. No, it wasn't I started my period. Although that would bring on the same panic. She said "I have a brush stuck in my hair". I about pass out because I know what brush she is talking about. Yep, she found my round brush that I thought was tucked far far away. They should be illegal in all states. After what seemed like 10 years, I got the brush out. Without cutting her hair! I was tempted sooo many times. If I wasn't home, my husband would have cut it without a second thought. Thank goodness I was home! :) Enjoy! Seriously...

I have almost everything I could want....yet I am not content

This is a "feel sorry for myself" kind of blog. I know what you are thinking. Boo hoo. Get over it. Well, I have tried. I will let you all know, because I am sure you are waiting with baited breath.

~I am still struggling with being pregnant again, so soon. I know that it is a huge blessing. I totally get that. I understand that there are so many people out there who want nothing more then a baby. I am super blessed to be able to have babies and I love them with all my spirit, heart, and being. It is just taking a little longer then I thought to have the shock wear off. I secretly fear that I will not love this little one as much as the others. Sweet Jesus I hope I am SO wrong. Oh and I am getting my usual "pregnancy headaches" seriously every day now. I don't remember getting them in the second trimester so I thought I had escaped them this time. I was wrong and now I have a cranky 10 year old and a crankier 16 month old. That makes for a CRANKIEST mom.

~I love my job. I am so thankful that I even HAVE a job. But at the same time, I don't like my job. I am the only one who does what I do. That makes it very hard to take a day off. It puts a lot of pressure and frustration on me to make sure I am there every day, no matter what. That includes making Maggie go to daycare after giving her advil to make sure she doesn't seem warm even though she has a slight fever. Then I cross my fingers that she isn't cranky at the sitters so the sitter doesn't check her temp! I am making myself sick with this season of sickness because I cannot miss a day of work. That makes you not like your job so much. That and I asked for a day off next month and I was told begrudgingly that they would try to "make it work". I just told them I was pregnant and I feel like I am being treated a little different. Like you are taking time off when you have this baby, don't you think that is all the time off you need. In other words, don't even think of being gone a day until that lil one pops out!

~My husband had an unusual harvest season as I am sure you remember me bitching about. Well the crops are out yet I haven't seen him. That better change or my marital status will!!!

~I am having a hard time getting into the Christmas spirit. Partly because of this damn weather. I would like to fall asleep and wake up in the spring. Maybe I was meant to be a bear. I hope that is what I am in my next life.

So I hope I didn't send anyone into a deep depression while reading this. It is no fun being there, but I hope you all tell me to "snap out of it twinkle toes...it could be a lot worse"!!! Thanks for listening to me do what I do best....bitch!!! Seriously...

oh the joys of wet panties....

I sneezed today while walking out of Target. I peed myself a little. I am not proud of this. As a matter of fact this is the second time I have done this during this pregnancy. I am only 14 weeks. I have a feeling it is going to be a long 26 more weeks. If this keeps up I will have three in diapers. Remind me again on what a blessing this is. Seriously...