Calgon, take me away...

I have had a headache everyday for three weeks now. Yeah, it blows! I think my head is too heavy for neck. That is what it feels like. I think I would be ok with putting my head in a vice grip right about now. Darvocet worked for about 1.3 hours and now it is coming back in full force. If I had to choose between peeing my pants everyday and having a headache everyday I would pick peeing my pants in a heartbeat. At least peeing your pants doesn't hurt. Just smells. I can wear some scented Depends and will be all good. Clearly, it is that bad. Please, Santa, all I want for Christmas this year is a head that doesn't hurt. Oh and a digital SLR camera, a flip video camera, a case of Vaseline Sheer Infusion lotion in Vitamin Burst, a new pair of pink Uggs, a Jack Lalane Juicer, and the ability to go the rest of this pregnancy without gaining a pound...but in a healthy eating right and exercising kind of way. That's all. Thanks in advance. Seriously...

P.S. No, I am not a materialistic bitch. I want only a healthy and happy family for Christmas. That is just a list of things that if I had all the money in the world that is what I would buy! Don't judge.