Construction...

I despise road construction. I actually do not like the theory of driving at all. I get mega car sick even across town so I blame it on that. Yesterday I load up the girlies to head to a super cool water park about 40 minutes away. I forgot that there is road construction on a good majority of the road to get there. *This is what happens when I try to be a good mom.* I have always thought the signs that say "left/right lane closed ahead" were clues to maybe, I don't know, get out of that lane?! Maybe I am wrong. Maybe they mean "most people will be smart enough to get out of this lane except for the couple of idiots who think they are clearly above such rules". So we are cruising along at a whopping 5 mph, when two cars(men drivers, need I say more) pass on the shoulder? Oh, I am sorry, were we going to slow for you. Perhaps you would have liked a police escort to the front of this jam. Oh, no, you are doing just fine with bypassing the 632 cars that are patiently waiting. Jack asses. Clearly, your time is way more valuable then us "regular" folk that actually abide by the rules of the road. I refuse to let anyone who has to be legally blind to not have seen the signs, therefore shouldn't be driving, get into the lane when they realize that yes, moron, that sign was meant for everyone! Thank you to all the people who refused to let these dumb asses in. It was the highlight of the trip to see these two sitting on the side with a dumbfounded look thinking "hey guys can I get in, sorry I was such a wienie back there, I have a small penis"! Seriously...