Are you serious?!?!?!?

In previous posts, I joked about having different animal type flu's going around this house. Well, I guess karma is a bitch folks, cuz I am now dealing with a 10 year old with H1N1. Because she is so special she has the vomiting that comes along with some cases of the piggy flu. I have been a tad bit nauseous for a couple weeks now and I can't tell you how much I enjoy hearing her dry heave and throw up ALL. THE. TIME! Our household has literally been sick now for about 5 weeks straight. I thought we would be over the sickies but I guess He didn't want us to get too comfortable and care free. Nope, I have washed my hands more then if I was working full time again....oh shit, wait, I am working full time now. Hope I don't lose my job staying home with Miss Piggy. No, I don't call her that to her face. She can't know that she has the piggy flu, she has the soul of a 90 year old woman who will worry herself right into a nursing home if she did. So, how do you keep oneself from getting a virus that is so brutal and on a rampage, besides running away and holing up in a 5 star penthouse for a year? Please, any suggestions would be great. I will consider ALL options! Thanks, and disinfect your hands and eyes after reading this, we don't want you to get sick too! Seriously...