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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Sweet tap dancin Jesus, is that a turkey on your car...

Just in case you were not fully understanding my misfortune while trying to get some exercise in the other day(in case you missed it check it out), here is some proof.

My mom was coming over last night to watch crabby 1 and crabby 2 so my husband and I could have a date night. I don't think she will come back. Not because we "forgot" to feed the crabbies before we left, stayed out way past our curfew, or because the crabby kids tied her up and put her in a closet so they could shot gun Dr. Peppers. No, it is because of this.


Yes, you see that creature on the top of my moms car? That would be one of the ferocious turkeys that our jack ass neighbor is "raising wild". Remember, they travel together. Where are the other two you are asking? Let me show you...


Since we only had two cars in the area, one got the shaft and had to stay on the ground behind the trailblazer. Quite the funny guys, those turkeys. So, please send sympathy that we are prisoners of our own home because some jack monkey decided to be damn Dr. Doolittle and think having wild turkeys would be so much fun for this country neighborhood.

I think our dog, who we got scolded by Dr Doolittle for him eating his chickens, was only trying to protect us and the underground fence will be malfunctioning next time he is away from animal kingdom. Seriously...

5 comments:

  1. if there are on your property it seems like you should be able to shoot them. Is there any kind of ordance against this? I had a friend that was trapped in his car by a evil rooster once. Birds are crazy!

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  2. OMG ... that's crazy! I agree with the above comment, tell Mr. Crazywildturkeyraisin' that he needs to keep those things contained or it will be on your table for dinner.

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  3. I absolutely LOVE reading your blog Marquie!!! Keep us posted on what you do to fix this crazy situation. It seems you are being held hostage in your own home!!!

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  4. OMG, can you hear me laughing? You won't have to go far this year to get that fresh turkey for the big feast! Shoot the damn birds!
    S.

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  5. It just wanted to go for a joy ride.Thanks for visiting my blog. I'm following you.

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